YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THIS GROUND-BREAKING REPORT CONNECTS TO CORONAVIRUS, BENGHAZI, BLM, 5G, AND JANE FONDA

 

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(Kenosha, OR) A major report released by local YouTube virtuoso, 9NomFreemyd!ck, describes a network of information between high ranking officials in the US government, the New World Order, George Soros, the Kennedys, Mark Zuckerberg, the Free Masons, Chinese hackers, Cho'gall, denizens of the Bermuda Triangle, alien anal probe enthusiasts, domestic anal probe enthusiasts, Bernie Sanders, Jane Fonda, BLM, orchestrators of the 2012 Benghazi attack, CNN, Bill Gates' 5G towers, Edward Jenner, the Roun the Illuminati, Swift Boat Veterans for John Kerry, the coronavirus bat, and Björk.

The video has already been taken down, no doubt, by the shadowy cabal mentioned therein. When we attempted to contact user 9NomFreemyd!ck, there was no response. Our internal specialists suspect foul play. In an effort to garner more interest in this important and clearly viable story, we are printing excerpts from notes on this ground-breaking revelation.

In front of a black sheet background, a young, masked man explains that we, the American public have been lied to. This shocking fact is immediately followed with the list of all of the aforementioned conspirators.

"All of these people and organizations have something in common," says the anonymous truth-teller. "Think about it. None of the MSM people are mentioning it. Not a word. But, that should tell you something. If they're being silent about it, you can be certain that it is true, and what you don't know can kill you, molest your family, and take away your guns."

There was a bit of technical difficulty at that point in the video where some muffled noises appear to come from behind the sheet in the background. The competent, masked journalist can be heard to say something resembling, "I already did my homework!" Clearly, wherever he is, this code is clearly a cry for help to his confederates for the freedom of our society.

"The truth of the matter is," he continues, "that we don't even know the half of what's going on in this country. The Strzok notes are just a scratch in the armor of the Biden/Obama/Clinton/Gillooly conspiracy. People don't realize that whenever we talk about any of this stuff, we have to use language. All of us. Can you imagine? It doesn't matter if you leave the country. It doesn't matter where you go. If you want to communicate any idea to another person, you're playing their game. Any time that you says something, there's a chance that someone, somewhere might hear it. Then, they know what you're thinking. Even the coronavirus bat - el patiento numero uno - bats have exceptional hearing. You know what they can hear? People talking."

After a pregnant pause, allowing the audience to assimilate this information, the young man mimes his head exploding. No doubt a signal to other freedom-loving hold outs across the country.

"There's only one answer," says 9NomFreemyd!ck. "We all just need to shut up. We just need to shut up. If we shut up, they can't twist our words. They can't know what we're thinking. They don't know how strong we are. How will we communicate? Good question, but it also sounds like something they would ask. So, if you're wondering how we'll communicate if we don't talk, do some soul-searching. Ask yourself, 'do I really want freedom?'"

The Big Tobacco echoes this sentiment and hopes to hear more from this freedom fighter and his associates.

*It was later discovered that 9NomFreemyd!ck had been grounded from using the internet because he hadn't mowed the lawn.